MasterChafe.com: February 2006

Master Chief takes a giant shit on XP users!

1 comments Published 2.11.2006 by Dexter.

"We used this picture back in November, when we was just as unpopular then as we are now!" ~ Master Chafe.

Some might say that MasterChafe was inspired by Master Chief. Those people might be right, but not anymore. Good old Halo 2, the cult Xbox game, which I still play on my 360 (as there are no good 360 games out yet) is coming to the PC. That's no problem, I couldn't wait for some high-spec-laptop lanning on that game. However, there's a catch, like there always is with Microsoft. You have to have the new operating system, Windows Vista. Considering that XP has only just been perfected (perfected is such a strong, wrong word too) - I'm not switching to Vista, a new OS that will more than likely be hacker prone for a good two years.

Am I wrong to get annoyed?
Computer says yes.

It's not really the Chief's fault, even if he is in on the whole money
making scheme. Halo 3 on the 360 should be good, providing you don't have to buy an 'expansion pack' of sorts.

*MasterChafe would like to add that we really do love Bungie, even if they do keep us poor. This is merely a rough patch in our relationship.*

Chafe's Colourful View - DS Lite. "Turd Brown not being released."

5 comments Published 2.10.2006 by Dexter.

Seen the colours that the DS Lite is shipping in? White, light blue, and dark blue. Of course, these colours have special fancy Nintendo names, Crystal White, Enamel Navy, and Ice Blue. I don't like the sound of Enamel to be honest, doesn't that word simply mean coated? I want solid navy. Bastards.

"Nintendo should go for new innovative colours, with them being an innovative firm. 'Turd Brown' or 'Piss Sample Yellow' probably would have been good sellers, if they were to bundle them with a Metriod Prime Hunters demo - a game we're never going to see the finished product of." ~ Master Chafe.

So, as a thanks to NoE for not even knowing about the DS Lite until we did, I'm going to import from Japan to save them the effort of releasing it here at all. It's a toss up between the Navy and the Ice Blue for me, but if you're going to import, what are you going for?