Chafe's Colourful View - DS Lite. "Turd Brown not being released."

Published 2.10.2006 by Dexter | Spread the Chafe

Seen the colours that the DS Lite is shipping in? White, light blue, and dark blue. Of course, these colours have special fancy Nintendo names, Crystal White, Enamel Navy, and Ice Blue. I don't like the sound of Enamel to be honest, doesn't that word simply mean coated? I want solid navy. Bastards.

"Nintendo should go for new innovative colours, with them being an innovative firm. 'Turd Brown' or 'Piss Sample Yellow' probably would have been good sellers, if they were to bundle them with a Metriod Prime Hunters demo - a game we're never going to see the finished product of." ~ Master Chafe.

So, as a thanks to NoE for not even knowing about the DS Lite until we did, I'm going to import from Japan to save them the effort of releasing it here at all. It's a toss up between the Navy and the Ice Blue for me, but if you're going to import, what are you going for?

Mass Debate?

There are 5 responses to “Chafe's Colourful View - DS Lite. "Turd Brown not being released."”

Anonymous on 9:06 PM

Why not white? Are you racist?
Anonymous on 9:13 PM

Clearly I am. I wouldn't have left out white for any other reason, would I?
Anonymous on 9:28 PM

Im gonna go for the white one, it reminds me of the 360 :D
Anonymous on 8:34 PM

I would go for the white one but it reminds me of michael jackson and he broke my heart with those allergies against him.

I like the navy blue one, i always wanted to be in the navy.
Anonymous on 10:59 AM

HA!!