Australia rules. Not only is it home to that heroic, passionate, enthusiastic star Steven Irwin, and girls with really nice accents, they also hate 50 Cent. This Christmas, 50 Cent Bulletproof won't be making Australian shelves. Too much gore, too much guts, plus its not very good. I'd move to Australia if it weren't for those toilet dwelling funnel web spiders, that have a venomous bite.

Not only that, but Australia won't be receiving any faulty Xbox 360's on their launch. They're getting it three months later than the rest of us, but to me, it makes perfect sense. No shortage, no faults. Good ol' Australia.