Tired of continually losing to a better opponent? Sick of getting bullied for stealing your 'so-called' friends kill? Worn out from having to fetch drinks because you lost? Feeling like a loser? Losing like a loser? Generally losing to other losers?

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Master Chafe guarantees that, after taking the Gaming Steroids for a mere four weeks, along with eating lots and lots of hamburgers and fries, you start to beef up out of all proportion. After the sixth week of this diet, you'll never lose another game again. Master Chafes GAMING STERIODS uses a patented 'fat into muscle' steroid technique. When you're muscle, if you lose another match of Perfect Dark Zero, you can simply put the wireless controller down, flex your newly acquired gaming muscle, and scare nine gaming bells of shit out of your opponent.

"There's always an easy way to winning" said Master Chafe in a recent statement "And I'm always there to find out just what it is." He continued "So with the help of my Gaming Steroids, LAN parties or brotherly multiplayer sessions needn't be the bind it always was."

Coming soon; Master Chafes Garry Glitter Voice Mask - to scare those cocky twelve year old kids out of your LIVE game.

Master Chafes Gaming Steroids only available in Mexico for a limited time only. To be taken with hamburgers, fries, and a pinch of salt.