So you've just gone on Halo 2 for a bit of fun. Your Xbox 360 might have died, you could be playing on an old Xbox then, or you might have realized that nothing on the 360 tops good ol' Halo 2 with a couple of mates, so you're playing it thanks to the backwards compatible mode. (That's me). When you've had a sub-par day it work, and you're about to have a sub-par night because you're about to lose the Euro Millions Lottery thingy, the last thing you want is some wank stain that repeats your name time after time.

"Double Kill, Double Kill, Teabag, Triple Kill!"

So you bite. And you throw some insults back. Could swing your way, people in the game might back you up - in which case, you've won the verbal war. But then they bring out the big guns. They start to say your name in a different TONE OF VOICE. If I had Terrets, this situation would instantly be diffused with a string of random obscenities. So after you called him some four letter words, and he said your name too many times to count in his girly-eight-year-old-annoying-preteen-voice, the match is over, and it's time to move on.

"PREZ 65 WANTS TO BE YOUR FRIEND"

"MY ARSE!"