Only me, Master Chafe here to wish you a Happy Halloween. Of course, you might not recognise me with my mask on, but i assure you, this is Master Chafe only a bit more scarier. To make matters worse, me and the lads decided to bob for Onion Bajis this year, instead of traditionally bobbing for apples. Consequently, not only do i look rather scary, but if you come in a three meter radius of me, you'll smell something pretty vile and scary too. Lets hope the neighbours give me sweets this year, or they'll get a trick they'll never forget. A flaming Chafe turd on their doorstep.

ChafeOut.